Truths that men have about women

So this post will be about the truths men have about women. Such as:

1) I look at and am attracted to other women. Everyday.
2) I will never tell you the full details of my past relationship.
3) I sometimes enjoy hanging with my friends more than I do with you.
4) I don’t really know if I’m happy in this relationship or not. So stop asking.
5) I love sex. More than you will ever know.
6) I care about how you look. More than you will ever know.
7) I love it when you don’t hesitate to start the sex.
8) We have an ego, no matter what we say. Be careful. Especially in bed.
9) If we say we’ll call you after meeting and getting your number. We will.
10)If we say we’ll call you after an awkward/crazy/weird/sad first date. We won’t.
11)If we randomly say, without encouragement, that we like you. We really do.
12)If we say that we like you, after you confessed your undying love for us. We really don’t.
13)I still compare my ex-girlfriends to you. You mostly win.
14)I watch porn. Like it’s new?
15)I flirt with at least one other woman in my life.
16)I want sex twice as much as I’m having it. Told you I liked sex.
17)I’ve faked it sometimes. Less than you, but I have. You’ll never know.

The ‘men’ list is shorter than the ‘women’ one simply because men think about these things less than women (or maybe men have less to hide in a world where mainly women are pressured to be perfect). But see for yourself whether you disagree or agree with the list(s)